Again. ISIS claims responsibility with no evidence.

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New Years Eve fireworks? Yeah! We [ISIS] did that!

News just in! The ISIS network claims that  their cell of covert explosive agents throughout the United States set that all up as a demonstration of our superior explosive technology! Yeah! Whatever. Previously they were limited to blowing up their own neighbors with crapass cars and trucks. And also losing explosive “experts” with every event.

I have an idea! Now we can give them a get out of jail free experience. To ply their trade as New Years Eve entertainers. I can only watch and applaud as each firework goes off by picturing another ISIS bomber strapped to it while  heading out over the water for our entertainment! How thoughtful. And with such a wonderful colored exit! Nice one! Great execution! Outstanding choreography! Keep up the great work! More! More!

Isis claims St Petersburg supermarket bombing that injured 13 Christmas shoppers with shrapnel

Of course they are! It is the only way they can stay relevant!

I want in on this!

How about this impractical scenario. Say I blow up my mailbox with a cherry bomb, publish it as a major bombing attack against a symbol of the oppressive US Government and US Postal Service with an unknown number of parcels killed, er, destroyed or wounded, er, torn in the daring daylight attack on the Post Office [aka mailbox], throw in some really shaky dark vid from a cell phone of the “attack” making sure it is just blurry enough that you can’t tell if it’s a mailbox or a semi-tractor trailer, publish on Facedork that I really, really, really don’t like continually getting junk mail from a Nigerian prince and wait for the claims from Amaq to pour in! Yeah. Whatever.

Well instead we can just wait for the claims following New Years Eve! Stay tuned! I will be watching and waiting! But only after I get a new mailbox!

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Why in the world do people still think Mexico is a good idea?!

Here is another example of a US citizen, City of Imperial Beach in San Diego County Douglas Bradley was killed Thursday in the hotel zone of Ixtapa.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/30/california-city-official-is-gunned-down-while-vacationing-in-mexico.html

What part of robbery, extortion, kidnapping and murder are misunderstood? An dto top it off TV and radio programs are still offering these “vacations”. Are you frickin serious?! Let me guess. They are not responsible if you are kidnapped or killed while on the winning trip. How sad is that.

Guerrero, where Ixtapa is located, was one of the most violent states in Mexico in the first 11 months of 2017, with a homicide rate of 58.6 per 100,000 people, the Associated Press reported.

People there is absolutely NO reason to go to Mexico! Period!

 

Alternative National Anthems

Our National Anthem

Creative renditions

We all have our tastes and the National Anthem is one of the most stirring anthems in the world. But there have been some creative renditions that have emerged through the years.

Here are a few and you can pick and choose which one works for you. My personal favorite is the Hendrix version!

The Vocal Versions

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Jose Feliciano – 1968

 

Marvin Gaye – 1983

The Acoustic versions

Jimi Hendrix – Woodstock

Teen Vogue – Right into the Dumpster

They wrote their own epitaph. And all I can say is “nice”!

Something really interesting is happening in America. Hollywood is being fumigated, as one after another sexual pervert is outed. Now the fumigation squad has descended on the entertainment print media. Remember DCG’s post last July on Teen Vogue magazine’s promotion of anal sex? You’ll be glad to know that the anal sex issue was Teen […]

via Teen Vogue goes kaput after anal sex propaganda — Fellowship of the Minds

Chiraq – At some point they are gonna run out of victims!

From MyFoxChicago (Sun-Times Media Wire) – A 3-year-old boy was among 16 people shot, one fatally, in separate incidents across Chicago since Friday evening. The boy was shot and seriously wounded about 12:30 a.m. Sunday while traveling in the back seat of a car in the Washington Park neighborhood on the South Side. The westbound […]

via This is Chiraq: 3-year-old boy among 16 shot, 1 fatally, in weekend violence — Fellowship of the Minds

MASTURBATION LALALAND AT CAMBRIDGE! — venitism

Jack MeHoff goes to Cambridge! Excellent!

I feel better now

Today the University and Colleges of Cambridge and CUSU are launching a zero tolerance campaign around sexual misconduct. Called ‘Breaking the Silence – Cambridge speaks out against sexual misconduct’, the campaign will highlight a range of new prevention, support and reporting measures coming into effect in 2017. Cambridge now promotes masturbation! It launches today (24 October) […]

via MASTURBATION LALALAND AT CAMBRIDGE! — venitism